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• Social fluidity-- god-level. Anxiety -- zero
• Carefully lampworked by hand and crafted from sturdy borosilicate glass using some of the hottest flames known to mankind.
• An excellent gift, moreover, a fine work of art to display as a symbol of your admiration anywhere in your office or home.

Don't love it? We'll cry but we have a no hassle, no stress 30 day return policy!

*Depending on demand, please allow 3-25 business days to receive your awesome order. Multi-item orders may come in multiple packages.