If the sun were made of hamsters, the earth would be incinerated
The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters. I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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